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Farzaneh At-telus

A type of lady who takes countless courses of illuminati training to always defeat her colleagues in card games. She's usually very kind but when playing cards all her empathy is out the window, and her colleagues would be too if it was not illegal.
Hey! Look, he's doing a Farzaneh At-telus to his friends. Better watch out.
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Telstra

Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017
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telisa

A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
Damn, I want to be a Telisa!
by Telisa December 28, 2016
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Telstra

Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them
Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.
by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015
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Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
by comrade boco June 18, 2011
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telosico

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"
by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 26, 2019
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Teluge

Verb. To flood with an uncomfortable amount of pleasure.

Noun. An uncomfortable amount of pleasure
Her body had already exploded but he wouldn't stop touching her, and she was left shaking from the teluge of his movements.
by TheTrueMaridowe May 10, 2021
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