A type of lady who takes countless courses of illuminati training to always defeat her colleagues in card games. She's usually very kind but when playing cards all her empathy is out the window, and her colleagues would be too if it was not illegal.
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The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.
A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.
A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.
A service that places people on hold for half an hour.
A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.
Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."
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A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.
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1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.
2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.
2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.
1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.
by comrade boco June 18, 2011
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Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
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