A true, but somehow quirky diva.
A Telmen has a very strong sense of fashion, so do not - under any circumstance whatsoever - bring anything ugly, or anyone badly dressed near her. Or else she might destroy it with a simple stare. But Telmen can be very funny too, though her humour might be confusing at first, because she looks so serious when she makes jokes. A hungry Telmen is also something to beware of. But if you want to find the way to her heart you should bring her food. About anything unhealthy will do.
So when she isn't hungry, no one ugly is around and you know her she can be hilarious and has very good fashion and badass life advice.
Her spirit animal is a princess sloth.
A Telmen has a very strong sense of fashion, so do not - under any circumstance whatsoever - bring anything ugly, or anyone badly dressed near her. Or else she might destroy it with a simple stare. But Telmen can be very funny too, though her humour might be confusing at first, because she looks so serious when she makes jokes. A hungry Telmen is also something to beware of. But if you want to find the way to her heart you should bring her food. About anything unhealthy will do.
So when she isn't hungry, no one ugly is around and you know her she can be hilarious and has very good fashion and badass life advice.
Her spirit animal is a princess sloth.
by audettr November 6, 2019
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