i'm telling on you

usually said by younger sibling to get you in deep shit with your parents

me: HA I beat you at the game
sibling: I'm telling on you
me: no ya not
*hits sibling*
sibling: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUM! HE HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by wake me up insidedeath March 7, 2017

Telling it like it is

An expression. i.e. being very honest with a friend or acquaintance when answering their questions or telling them what you think about a particular situation.

Laura: Why do none of my relationships last more than a month or two?
Brandon: Well, that's because you expect too much from the relationship. You conceptualize the man you think you need to have to be truly in love, therefore, all other guys seem inadequate for their faults compared to what you fantasized in your head.
Laura: "....."
Brandon: Are you offended?
Laura: ...Actually no, I appreciate you telling it like it is.

by MusicalOverdose October 28, 2013

who you tellin?!

when someone says something that you very obviously already know..emphesis on the "you"! Meant to be sarcasm, but not in an offensive way.

If my girl were to say to me "Johnny Depp is sexy." I'd say "Who You Tellin?!" I know this!

by Amanda Wambold January 11, 2008

Telltale game

A game which is really easy to get all achievements in it.

The only platinum trophy you have is a telltale game.

by Chase2D January 20, 2020

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

Nut-tella

Just like regular Nutella, but with a salty surprise.

Chocolate 69 grams
Cocoa 30 grams
Hazelnut 40 grams
Banana x 2
Human Semen 8 litres

Nut-tella Serves 1

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019

Telia

Telia has an amazing personality one that everyone looks forward too. Everyone misses her when she's not around. Strangers want to know her the minute she walks in a room. Everyone wants to be around her cause she lightens up the mood and cheers you up with something hilarious. Shes very very funny and rejects people who don't love America. She's naturally pretty.Shes brilliant, very smart and guys are afraid to admit they have a thing for her. Her friends admire her and her crazy-ness. She's is definitely not afraid to be different and at times her crazy-ness doesn't seem to have a limit.Despite all the wonderful things she is, Telia is always loved.

Telia: "God Bless You"

by FancyPants January 17, 2013