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Educational Television

The most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. Parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can't take the trauma anymore. Appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring TV. Do you want to learn where Dora The Explorer goes next? Well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
My little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it's interfering with my video game!
by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014
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Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.
"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."
by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008
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Programming Telekinetically

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.
Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.
by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009
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teleiophilia

A minor or adult's sexual attraction to mature adults.
Teleiophilia is a primary sexual attraction to grown adults.
by Umeko December 2, 2004
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Parents Television Council

A united group of soccer moms who's lack of intelligience makes them think that it's the TV networks -as well as the countries- repsonsibility to censor what THEIR kids are watching, when their dumb butts should know that it's their own damn fault if they catch their kids watching a TV-MA program on Comedy Central at 11:00p.m.
The Parents Television Council is a bunch of bitchy television nazis who want to make the lives of other miserable while making their own kids miserable.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006
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telecide

A vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. The penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
Having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. The driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. The funerals of the four victims will be on Friday.
by Blue Ridge Bubba July 31, 2009
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telecine

Telecine is a method to make an illegal bootleg copy of an original movie. Telecine method can be done in various ways, but normally it includes extracting the movie directly from the reel to digital format and then encoded into VCD, SVCD or DivX format. Not to be confused with 'Telesync', defined elsewhere on UrbanDictionary.
Many people in the industry pronounce this word "telli-sin-ee", however, others say it like "telli-seen".
I downloaded a telecine version of that new movie. THe quality is wayyy better than that crappy cam version!
by Sean Scrivener January 4, 2005
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