Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

teleportation hit

This is when you take hit/a drag/a rip/ a slap/ a pull of anything and you’re teleported to a previous memory with that substance.

Bro my juul was fine a second ago and now it’s burnt. I just had a teleportation hit

all the way back to 9th grade.

by Grell June 17, 2024

Drama teleportation

When it's the end of the school year and drama is still going on so you save t for next school year

Too much is going on I'm about to drama teleportation.

by J.er.k haha May 22, 2016

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

No-Fault Teleportation

The ability to teleport anywhere, safely, without danger of materializing within another solid object.

Before No-Fault Teleportation, target materialization sometimes ended in an unfortunate amalgamate of teleporter and environmental element (example: a wall).

by supermagic8ball May 18, 2021