telerape

Masturbating to an unwilling thought subject.

"And later I'm gonna masturbate, and I'm gonna think about you, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Louie C.K. expressing his intent of telerape

by SpasticPlastic April 21, 2013

Telefapic

Masturbation with your mind

I had my hands full so I mastered being Telefapic

by ThaJosh May 5, 2013

Telekapenis

When you have the ability to make men's penises get hard.

Basically every female on the planet has telekapenis!

by Pigstand July 24, 2018

telerape

The act of calling someone's cellular phone over and over again until they answer.

1) I seriously didn't want to talk to her, but she fricking teleraped me all through dinner so I had to put an end to it.

2) I thought he might be cool until he revealed himself as a telerapist

by The Defiant Cow June 3, 2009

teledated

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

by yay_its_frogcloset May 3, 2007

teledaddy

A dad who you hear from but hardly ever see. A dad who parents via telephone. Same can be applied to a mom. Telemommy. A dad or mom who prefers to parent through telephone contact.

If you talk to your dad via telephone but hardly ever see him then he must be a teledaddy.

by MsCheckit June 12, 2014

teleday

American holiday. Family time. We open on the following teledays: Super Bowl, Oscar Night, ....

Happy Teleday! #oscarsunday

by Her Serene Highness February 21, 2015