Teeto

A furry, rat, badger, type creature (true origins unknown). Using trickery, and tactics that just make everyone around it, hate it. To many this creature is unknown, mostly due to the fact that according to lore it can use invisibility to be even more annoying. The hatred of Teeto goes so far as to say that many want it removed from existence.

"what happened?"
"Stupid Teeto shot me in the neck!"

"You are almost as bad as Teeto, and just a little bit worse then the devil!"

by Veigar (death to Bandle City!) December 10, 2013

Yo tengo

When you finish every single video from Albert/flamingo, you venture into the depths of the urban dictionary and try to find something not sexual. Then you hear the words :YO TENGO in your mind and decide to type that, and now you're here.

Girl in adopt and raise a new kid: OUT.
Albert: yo tengo
Albert: now she thinks we speak a different language.

by Wassapboi May 26, 2018

Teemo

An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.

That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.

by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012

tego calderon

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

by siescierto May 3, 2004

teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

by Tortuga July 8, 2004

tengo hacking

Commonly known as hacking and having a small penis on Phantom Forces.

Person 1: "Did you see that faggot tengo hacking on Phantom Forces?"
Person 2: "Yeah, lets votekick that loser"

by DarkEthnic June 1, 2020

Yo tengo

"YES" the reason why mrflimflam on Roblox was banned for 3 days and used as a joke by Albertsstuff and Flamingo on Youtube.

YO TENGO ALERT.

by Infinitesidedice 22 December 14, 2017