Weet Teets

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").

"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."

by Patton September 22, 2006

snorg tees

1) An online T-shirt company that cant possibly be making any money. They took a good idea by putting memes on shirts, but fail to relise some shirts on the site are so old, most others you never even heard of, and are at least 15 dollars for a t-shirt that wont be funny after 4-5 months.

Jimmy: "I bought a shirt that says "Leave Britney Alone!!"
Jake: HAHAHAHHA wheres it from?
Jimmy: Snorg tees, online shirt store

2 months later... Jimmy goes to a party with that shirt on

Jimmy: "Hey, I made it!"
Jake: "What the hell, you still have that shirt?"
Jimmy: "Why not?"
Jake: "Its kinda... old."

by Mickey W. May 21, 2008

Seed Teed

The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.

Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.

Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.

Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.

by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009

Bad Idea Tees

Yet ANOTHER way to get guys like you to buy funny tee shirts using hot girls.

Just like
Busted Tees
Noise Botsa
the most famous if not first,
Snorgtees
and another newer one
Palmer Cash

As if you though it wasn't safe to go back to Urban Dictionary to get away from fugly chicks in 'funny' shirts, yet another, Bad Idea Tees...

Bad Idea Tees..wow more hot chicks to advertise these..

I'll bet by Christime 2011 we'll have 25 companies pitching online ads for hot chicks in funny shirts, and Bad Idea Tees are the latest.

by ESSJAY May 5, 2011

Blow Tweeds

To smoke marijuana, usually some schwag or low grade.

Hey man lets blow tweeds and jump off something.

by paulg08 August 21, 2008

teenstache

A portmanteau describing a teenager's moustache that ranges from faint to very noticeable, but never thick enough to look even remotely good. It remains until the person shaves for the first time.

That guy has such a teenstache, I wish he'd buy a razor.

by D_C_ August 28, 2006

Teesta

Teesta is probably the sweetest girl out there. She's the girl who will pause her Netflix/YouTube video to text you back. Don't betray her she will kill you. Guys if you get a teesta out there that you like got ask her out cause she probably likes you back.

Omg Teesta is so sweet!!

by That is how 1234 April 23, 2019