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Teaneck is a city in Northern Jersey. Its 6 sq miles and has a population of 39,000 people. Teaneck is a victim of urban decay and is fastly becomeing a dangerous place to live. In the past 2 years the crime rate and gang activity has risen alot and is rising fast. In the last 2 months there were 3 murders in Teaneck, NJ 2 of which were gang related.
"ITs a shame what happened to Teaneck NJ"
by crazymofodatcrazymofo September 26, 2006
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teaneck

City in New Jersey. Hometown of the MOST AMAZING history teacher - Jeremy W. Byrd.
"Where is Mr. Byrd from? Why, Teaneck, New Jersey, of course!"
by tiger lily February 3, 2005
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teaneck

Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.
"Patrzeć na ów teaneck"
Translation: Look at that penis
by Alex May 13, 2005
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teaneck is the real hood im not talking about the hood im talking about the hood hood where every corner is run by dealers and gang bangers. The highschool is over run by thugs and you cant walk down the block without getting robbed. All the trees in the local park have gang banger flags claiming their set and showing who runs the park. The local bakery is run by crooked cops and if you give them any trouble they will run your pockets. In conclusion teaneck is referred to as the neck or "da neck" and its where The Boss resides. Basically Teaneck aka da neck is a waste of time but if your looking for the boss you can find him on the lane.
If your looking for the boss theres a chance you will find him in the neck(teaneck) on the lane
by The Boss 201 May 22, 2007
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Teaneck

A joke so bad that you feel bad for the person who said it. A joke that no one laughed to or even understands what it means.
Did you hear the Teaneck Danny just dropped?

Yeah I have to lol, because I'm his wife but I don't like that.
by 8:30 Niggas April 10, 2019
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Teaneckiest

The most Teaneck-like item or behavior possible. See also- teaneckier.
Cranberry apple crunch served as a side dish is the Teaneckiest dessert served-as-a-side-dish-
by CableAndHass May 4, 2023
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