teddy graham

verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff

or

verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door

When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.

by TeddyGraham March 9, 2010

Teddy Graham

A Bear type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.

"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"

by goatsbane June 16, 2009

teddy graham soup

Slurping up thoes tiddies

Making some teddy graham soup today.

by 13anon37 December 9, 2016

teddygrahamspwn

The Greatest Xbox Live Player To Live. Most Likely Modern Day Gaming Prodigy. Also Has A Giant Schlong To Rape Mothers Of People This Great one Pwns. Can Be Used To refer to someone getting beaten horribly

Dude, I Just TeddyGrahamspwn man wtf lets gtfo this lobby
WOW YOUR MOM JUST GOT TEDDIED

by TeddyGrahamsPwn April 28, 2008