contraction of tech(nological) accessory (e.g. Kindle, smart phone, mp3 player, head phones, bluetooth headset, Garmin, etc.)
Even though you left your laptop at home, the constant buzzing of the techsessories in your purse give you away as a technophile.
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Technism
The hatred of one brand of technology simply because of who it is made by. Most often expressed by people who felt that the company has slighted them in some way in the past. Can be hardware or software.
Technism
The hatred of one brand of technology simply because of who it is made by. Most often expressed by people who felt that the company has slighted them in some way in the past. Can be hardware or software.
Tech 1: "Man fuck nVidia they let interns design their video card drivers"
Tech 2: " That's some serious technism, Tech 1"
Tech 2: " That's some serious technism, Tech 1"
by PlatonicPanda November 1, 2009
Get the technism mug.1.) Technical elitism, racism, or masochism regarding ones skill or perceived technical abilities.
2.)
a. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads
b. A technical orgasm, usually caused when first obtaining the latest in high tech gear
3.) A way to refer to the idiotic behavior of technicians of any form.
4.) A form of technical religion
2.)
a. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads
b. A technical orgasm, usually caused when first obtaining the latest in high tech gear
3.) A way to refer to the idiotic behavior of technicians of any form.
4.) A form of technical religion
1.) That person has a serious case of techism, who do they think they are?
Techism should be out lawed and banished.
2.)
a. Ew that person with all the gadets drooling, is obviously in the midst of a techism.
b. Dude I just got the new .... T T T T, I think I just had a techism in my pants.
3.) That's just one of the annoying techisms of the IT people.
4.) That's the IT department in there, where they practice techism.
Techism should be out lawed and banished.
2.)
a. Ew that person with all the gadets drooling, is obviously in the midst of a techism.
b. Dude I just got the new .... T T T T, I think I just had a techism in my pants.
3.) That's just one of the annoying techisms of the IT people.
4.) That's the IT department in there, where they practice techism.
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Get the technisized mug.The condition of having techtism or the state of being technologically impared. Similar to Techtarded
Bob: "I tried plugging that machine into my computer in order to add songs but it didn't work.."
Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"
Jim: "Bob, thats a toaster. You really are Techtistic"
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Get the Techtistic mug.When software assumes you want, or typically forces you into, maximum bells and whistles upon first install/upgrade and potentially even restricts you from shutting down said options/bloatware that it has acquired over years of unnecessary releases that add junk instead of real value.
The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
The act of trying to force a software user to conform to the developer's ways of imagining the software should be used.
Have you seen the latest popular chat program I was just forced to upgrade? Now it's wanting me to also sign in to my Twitter & Face Book accounts every time I start it. And it's trying to run full screen? This thing is so techcist now!
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