Techista

Someone who has to have the latest and greatest technology; especially someone who shows off the newest features of how the gadget is better than others.

Kevin was being such a techista earlier, he brought home that new iPad and wouldn’t shut up about it!

by techista May 24, 2023

techsist

Prejudice or discrimination on the basis of a person's technical ability. Assuming that the least tech savvy person must be at fault for the technical difficulty encountered.

Just because I don't hand-code HTML doesn't mean I can't vote you techsist pig!

Turns out it was a kernel panic, grandma. That was techsist of me to assume you broke it with your oldness.

by zengardon December 26, 2011

techsessory

contraction of tech(nological) accessory (e.g. Kindle, smart phone, mp3 player, head phones, bluetooth headset, Garmin, etc.)

Even though you left your laptop at home, the constant buzzing of the techsessories in your purse give you away as a technophile.

techsessory

by fizixgeek December 14, 2010

techstosterone

The desire to compete with other geeks over what technology is superior. The desire to have the latest and greatest technology.

Did you hear Dave and john talking about the new i-pad? The techstosterone was really flowing.

by vertgrenouille March 27, 2011

Techest

The highest tech version of anything.

This Japanese toilet is the techest toilet I've ever used.

by Macdeal June 2, 2016

techpriest

That one friend who always knows how to get the printer working.

Friend 1:Dude, how did you get the printer working?!
Techpriest:I reset the wifi connection.
Friend 1:Whoooooah!

by CharmingMagician April 29, 2019

techies

WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.

WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.

The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.

by Father Higgins August 12, 2003