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technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.
My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.
by En Al Vee March 5, 2021
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technophoria

n. (tehk-no-FOR-ee-ah)

The high you get from purchasing the latestt and greatest high tech gadget.

(A shout out to the Spyentist who helped me engineer this.)
"I was overwhelmed with the sense of technophoria when I bought the latest BananaPhone 5000".
by dorkusmaximus November 2, 2011
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technophiliac

someone who has sexual intercourse with machines
alan - so whys dave got a robot bent over a table and appears to be abusing it??

steve - oh didnt you know, daves a technophiliac
by ultra violet dragon December 12, 2010
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technophelia

when you love technology so much that you just wanna fuck it
Simon Peabody has an unhealthy relationship with his laptop and has tried, on several occasions, to insert his "member" into its hard-drive. Mr. Peabody unfortunately suffers from technophelia.
by big ol' mr. kinish April 4, 2009
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Technophrenic

Technophrenic is the Schizophrenic behavior of people who appear to be talking to themselves, but are really using a Bluetooth earpiece to talk to their stockbroker, friend, fellow work, ex-wife, dog, children, podiatrist, or anyone else who will stay on the line with them while they roam about doing God only knows what.
He ain't crazy, he's only Technophrenic. See the Bluetooth in his ear. He's yelling at his {Insert choice here}.
by Axiomatius December 14, 2008
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Hemorrhagic Technophilia

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.
by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010
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Technophobia

A person who is afraid of Technomusic, goes into a trance when hearing such musics.
Joe had Technophobia, after he hears techno music, he goes into a trance and dies from a heart attack.
by Hwang October 20, 2003
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