technomological

Having to do with a lot of technology

"That machine is really technomological."

by dustin October 30, 2003

Technolotitis

(definition)

1. The disease of the obsession over technology or the obsession of any modern tech.

He was diagnosed with Technolotitis.

by 📊 March 10, 2019

Technodildonics

A field of study relating to the integration of electronics and sexual masturbation devices.

Doc Johnson the world's leader in adult toys has made tremendous progress in the field of Technodildonics with their new USB port / browser controlled dildos.

by Hal E. Halvorson April 6, 2006

technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.

My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!

by wingman_131 June 4, 2013

technobollox

Akin to technobabble, TechnoBollox is completely inaccurate drivel relating to technology or something of a technical nature, which is spouted by someone who either doesn't completely understand the subject they're talking about, or has heard a few key buzzwords and gone off on a spasmodic frenzy of scaremongering and sensationalisation. Quite commonly encountered in professions such as IT, Engineering, etc. People who actually understand and work with the technology being discussed can spot technobollox a mile away, and will often thwart and ridicule the perpetrator by introducing real facts to the discussion.
Sadly this doesn't prevent technophobes from being sucked in and their ignorance levels multiplied by this menace.

Person A: "Some guy at that management seminar told our CEO that BlackBerry devices can calculate next week's lottery numbers, now he wants one!"
Person B: "What?! he's talking technobollox again!"

Technophobe: "Don't install that 'Windows XP', my friend told me that it will steal all your data, kick your dog, and send your bank account details to Micro$oft!!!!!!"
IT guy: "That is complete and utter technobollox"

by Ciaran_ October 27, 2006

technoculture

The study of the politics and interactions between technology and culture.

The University of Western Ontario offers the program called MIT (media, information, and technoculture).

We are studying the technoculture of facebook in class today.

by Ashegan November 24, 2007

technopoly

A company (like Google) that uses technology to create a monopoly in one area of commerce or society. Becomes so big that it is essentially the de facto government in that area. See also NSA and fascism.

Uber is a technopoly. Also, Google, Amazon, and Github are technopolies.

by runvnc October 6, 2015