tabone

To insert ones penis inside another person

I would tabone you, but you phablet will get in the way.

by stevedogood September 10, 2013

Treboner

The act of having a boner, but your name is Tre.

I have the weirdest Treboner right now...

by Forestspirit February 11, 2012

Teboner

When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.

I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.

by Schnappy pappy January 9, 2012

Tebowed

To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.

Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?

by T-Bake May 6, 2009

tebowed out

The day after Tim Tebow wins a football game, and the only thing in sports news talked about is Tim Tebow.

"Dude did you hear about Tebow, he won the game for the Broncos?"
"Dude I have heard that all day long, I'm tebowed out."

by spartan4333 December 28, 2011

Tubonercumlosis

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.

Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"

by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021

Teboning

The act of Tebowing while boning.

Rick is always Teboning in bed because he is thankful that he is able to bone his girlfriend.

by Aloha Buddha February 11, 2012