teats

breasts, usually male

wow that dude has big ass teats

by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

teat

a name used to refer to another person and is only used amongst an exclusive group of people who are memos...cool memos!

J: yo teat!
R: yo, yo...what is up my teat!
(the two exchange a highly complicated handshake)
J: i'm just chillax-a-lackin'...how about you?
R: nothing much, im getting ready to get mooed up for the night. hey, wanna grab some milk with me?
J: on snap teat!
R: holleration!

by teatmakerupper May 14, 2005

Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

by FeyJay January 4, 2011

teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

Teat sweat

The sweat underneath a woman's breast

I've been working so hard, I have teat sweat.

by Jen from the block 10 June 1, 2017

gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

witches teat

A Very cold pointy hill in the snow

Hey lets go out to the witches teat and drink beer!!

by James Meyerhoff April 30, 2008