Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

by juicy jess October 12, 2011

Brixton Teabag

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

by Teadawg September 13, 2014

teabag montage

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

steaming teabag

placing of one's scrotum on the forehead of another and farting

Dan passed out drunk and his roomie Tim gave him a loud steaming teabag. I laughed and had to do it too!

by Evil Jedi December 28, 2006

Extreme Teabagging

An extreme variation on the more well known and widely practiced (in America) act of Teabagging.

The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth or face of someone who is convulsing from tourettes, or a seizure/palsy episode. Particularly 'extreme' in the case of a victim who is experiencing an involuntary and intermittent bite reflex.

Not to be confused with the more commonplace Iirrumatio.

Example: Dipping your sack into the mouth of someone having an epileptic seizure.

"Dude, you were Extreme Teabagging that twitching fuck!"

by SlamminRumJoe/ARobotMadeOfMeat November 3, 2008