Tearbate

Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.

Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.

by Tearbater October 21, 2014

TeaBake

To, or in the process of, make baked goods while rubbing your ballsack in any of the follow; ingredients, dough, final product. I.E. To teabake. Much like to teabag someone except used in reference to baked goods or cooked foods in general.

So, I am going to be teabaking some cookies later, and I was wondering whether or not to wash my balls first?

I teabaked some cake for my ex last weekend.

by Ichigo the hallowfied November 11, 2010

major teabager

King of all tea-bagin'

see: boston tea party and team teabag

'matt was fast asleep when rich decided to teabag him, he is a major teabager!!!'

by warren6983 December 14, 2006

Teababe

This combines teabagging (putting your balls in another person's mouth) and an abe lincoln (cumming on someone's face and putting pubic hair on to make a beard). It is a very enjoyable experiance and is practised by many.

(discovered in 2008 by inventors Chris G and M Tippett)

Your mum enjoyed the teababe Tippett gave her last night

by Bob Kyushi April 17, 2008

trash terbate

Finding the nearest dumpster and master bating inside of it

Hey I'll meet up with you guys later I'm gonna go trash terbate

by Gnomes bags January 3, 2014