Tearbate

Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.

Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.

by Tearbater October 21, 2014

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with a person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate; I'm saying strong and she's saying milky."

by Matt Windle poet March 6, 2021

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021

trash terbate

Finding the nearest dumpster and master bating inside of it

Hey I'll meet up with you guys later I'm gonna go trash terbate

by Gnomes bags January 3, 2014