Tearbate

Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.

Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.

Tearbate by Tearbater October 21, 2014

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Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with a person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate; I'm saying strong and she's saying milky."

Teabate by Matt Windle poet March 6, 2021

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Tearbate • Teabate • trash terbate

Teabate

/ti beɪt/

a friendly discussion or debate with another person or group about the best way to make a cup of tea.

"We're having a teabate. I'm saying boiling water first but she's saying milk first."

Teabate by Matt Windle poet March 15, 2021

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trash terbate

Finding the nearest dumpster and master bating inside of it

Hey I'll meet up with you guys later I'm gonna go trash terbate

trash terbate by Gnomes bags January 3, 2014

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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