a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
by bigsyinfidel February 27, 2014
A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009
by The Drizzla" February 04, 2009
the process of shitting and jizzing on a tea towel before using it to wipe your dishes dry. a good way to quit your job or be beaten up.
"Hey George, I'm quitting my job today, better leave management a surprise, I'm leaving them an angry tea towel.
by Anonymous555567 October 11, 2010
The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
I rimmed her 70's Tea Towel Holder last night
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
by Gayman_13 December 22, 2016