taxi driver 

when you wait outside a party school or an area with bars for drunk girls to "drive home"

Dude I just pulled a Taxi driver last night near Rutgers. I picked up this smoking hot redead. She was trashed. I drove her home and we smashed.

taxi driver by fughettaboutit November 17, 2010

taxi driver's tan 

When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.

Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.

Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.

taxi driver's tan by Big Don February 20, 2004

Taxi driver's tan 

1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.

2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.

"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"

Taxi driver's tan by enile May 28, 2007

Taxi Driver Kid 

A certain kind of young white male who dreams of becoming Travis bickle from taxi driver or obtaining his attributes, especially that 44. magnum

**** is such a taxi driver kid

Taxi Driver Kid by differentclass September 10, 2005

taxi driver's tan 

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

taxi driver's tan by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Egyptian Taxi Driver 

One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.

I was going to late for my tour of Giza but this Egyptian Taxi Driver got me there in no time.

-David: oh no, the airport is ten miles away and...
-Ahmed: we are a-here sir.
-David: nice!

Egyptian Taxi Driver by Iskander July 20, 2008

Cumbrian Taxi Driver 

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.

Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!

Cumbrian Taxi Driver by Levitus June 19, 2010