by midgetmitch May 25, 2011

by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
by Karoline R April 20, 2007

When you and your lucky lady (Who must be wearing a skirt) Get into a taxi, after giving her an Alabama Hotpocket... The cabby will notice the smell of sex and poo, and once you get to where you need to be... (Hopefully somewhere with a shower!) You get her to stand infront of the car while you lean in and tell the cabby you have a confession.. when he asks what, she shakes the shit out of her nappy ass poon and you run away! The Cabby might even forget to make you pay!"
by EJG1234 April 7, 2009

A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada
Origin: Hamilton, Canada
by E_Sharp January 6, 2005

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024

by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019
