AKA T-Town. One of the oldest, coldest, and crapiest cities south of Boston. The roads suck, the buildings suck, the people suck. We have the Weir which is just the T-Town ghetto where conviencience stores are robbed weekly. Morton Hospital which is terrible and more people die there than oversees.
Man 1: So you live in Taunton... is it a nice place?
Man 2: ... *beats man 1* you are an idiot to just ask that! It's a terrible place!
by P-p-papoose! March 6, 2008
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a crapy place with bad people. the little kids think taunton is great then they turn like 10 and find out how getto it is. there are teen moms everywhere and drugies around every courner. many kids drop out or dont get the education to get into a good college.
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The timeless look of wearing jorts with a wife beater. Looks fly with flip flops and white socks.
I’m getting laid tonight. I’m rocking my new haircut and a Taunton Tuxedo. Where the Brockton bitches at?
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My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.
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Originally a term normally used in the UK by Medical Doctors for patients who may pass a sanity test in its strictest possible terms -a bit like the German cannibal that a psychiatrists recently deemed sane- but beyond that the person has declared open season on anything and everything that could be counted as reality.
The term is rapdly becoming the left/democrat equivalent of the 80's insult: 'Loony Left'
The Adam Smith Institute may well all have the advantages an Oxbridge education may bring. However spending more than a couple of moments in in the company of any in thier entourage, it becomes immediately apparent that they are quite normal -for Taunton.
by irritant January 7, 2004
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quite possibly the shittiest place to live in the state of massachusetts. it is full of drugs, gangs, and weirdos. just get out of there man.
Taunton, Ma is if a baby were to have diarrhea and were to shit in your mouth
by shnider December 6, 2007
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The process of taking a powdered jelly doughnut (generally from a local Dunkin Donuts) and then ejaculating inside of the doughnut after fucking it and feeding it to an unsuspecting victim.
Alex: "Hey Nick what did you do for senior prank day this year?"

Nick: "I gave Brandan a Taunton Cream and he loved it! Haha."

Peter: "Lets Taunton Cream Nate when he's high!"
by Jimmy Whitaker January 22, 2018
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