Taunton

Nice and pleasant small city 40 miles south of Boston. Contrary to other posts Taunton is an extremely safe city with a low crime rate. Its overall crime rate is well below the national average in every category. In fact crime is lower than cities its size such as Barnstable(Cape Cod) and Haverhill among other Massachusetts cities. No Ghettos!! These people need to drive 90 miles to Springfield or Holyoke to see "ghettos". This is Not an impoverished city like Holyoke or Lawrence. Convenience stores don't have bullet proof glass and No bulletproof drive-throughs at fast food joints. It might be a crappy place to some in comparison to the surrounding rural towns but to most its an above average small city.

Taunton area Ranked #4 Most Romantic Cities for Boomers

by MoGedman November 18, 2012

Taunton

A good city south of Boston. It may have it's bad points, but it is a city full of culture and history. Mainly influenced by Portuguese, Cape Verdian, and other ethnicities, it is a good place to live. There are always events going on for the different age groups in the area. If you don't live here, you don't know what it's like to live in Taunton.

Person 1: You live in Taunton?! That must be hell with all the gangs!

Person 2: Personally, I've never seen any real gang violence in person. It's a nice place to live.

by Madame Livre Noir March 23, 2011

taunton high school

Basically hell on earth. The food is shit and the teachers have no respect for the students. This school is the main cause of depression

Fuck Taunton high school

by Werbenshmurbanhemerblop June 11, 2017

Taunton Tuxedo

The timeless look of wearing jorts with a wife beater. Looks fly with flip flops and white socks.

I’m getting laid tonight. I’m rocking my new haircut and a Taunton Tuxedo. Where the Brockton bitches at?

by Taunton Attorney June 1, 2018

taunton river

A river of pure shit.

My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.

by Bruno from Bad Larry December 12, 2007

Taunton, Ma

quite possibly the shittiest place to live in the state of massachusetts. it is full of drugs, gangs, and weirdos. just get out of there man.

Taunton, Ma is if a baby were to have diarrhea and were to shit in your mouth

by shnider January 4, 2008

Taunton High School

A crucible of fire. The perfect mix of the cream of the crop and the worst students in all of Massachusetts. The teachers joke that there are actually two schools depending on whether or not you teach AP kids or not. It's terrible design and building material perfectly fit in with the city it's built in. Your experience at Taunton High will either be a magical fun experience of education or an endless onslaught of disrespectful teachers and aggressive peers, pretty much all depending on how you do on your first year there. The food is pretty garbage (besides the salad) and all of the head staff will be extremely rude to you unless you're an outstanding student or on student council. The best redeeming quality THS has is that there's a lot of elective courses to choose from so it can help you figure out what you're interested in.

Person one: "I go to Taunton High School!"
Person two: "I'm sorry to hear that."

by Ryjora February 8, 2019