Taplow

Named after a tiny English village, and pronounced like 80's power ballad band T'pau, this refers to the moment you realise your expections of a place or situation were wildy optimistic and have failed to materialise.

He accepted the invite to come in for coffee and was ovedrcome with a sense of Taplow when he realised that was all he was going to get.

by adamP October 17, 2012

tatlor

A cuck, an ass, an absolute disgrace.

My friend is being an ass to me right now, he is such a tatlor!

by Tatlor June 6, 2017

albert tatlocks

Grubby, old man's underpants

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks

by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019

tallowah

Common Jamaican/Patois adjective describing something that is compellingly sturdy, strong, massive or fearless. Of or having overpowering proportions. Physically capable.

from "ewe talala."

Rasta #1: "No call alligator 'long mouth' 'til you pass him."
Rasta #2: "Most of mi bredren is bans massive, one-one oht fi pon dem tallowah."

by Heroic Flow June 30, 2007

magic tallow

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant

I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.

by conman2305 May 5, 2016

Tallow

When the tissue in your boob, gets really tense, and forms a ball sack, from having sex. This tallow brings great pain though out your hole body.

*Jason and Jancarlo having sex*

Jason: Ow, my tallow!

Jancarlo: I'll get the cream o.O

by Tallowgirl123 October 26, 2010

titlow

Tall pale skinned individuals customarily having random access to all manner of pirated movies, child pornography and your bedroom window.

Titlow always comes through when I need my fix of kiddie porn.

Person A: "AHHHHH!" Someone was peering in my bedroom window.
Person B: Relax man! It was Titlow.

by Bored on a Saturday December 12, 2010