pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

Tatis Jr

Future goat of the MLB he may be overrated now but he is a future top 3 player in the league.

Story or tatis? Tatis DUH
Casual MLB fan: Funniest player to watch?
Me: Tatis JR!

by Lakersin4 January 27, 2021

Tatious

A nickname for anyone named Austin.
An abbreviation for ostentatious.
Austin + ostentatious= Tatious

Oh, that Tatious he sure has issues!

by LAVixen November 6, 2007

Tateus maximus

A Tatus maximus is a heroic legendary beast
that commonly roams the country of wales

It has the largest dick of any mammal

know to man

It has the appearance of a tanned child
commonly seen with a skateboard

One guy: dude i was fucking the rabbit in the woods the other night and i saw a tateus maximus
Second guy: bullshit man we live in Colorado that thing lives in wales or so dope place like that

by Junglebook kid December 29, 2010

Tatis

The greatest set of knockers on the East Coast

Did you see the tatis on her?

by Hank J July 1, 2008

Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

by mlb1030 February 24, 2021

tatus

The perineum. A retrospectively developed latinate variation on taint. Origionally referring to a brace of freshly killed rabbits, taint came to be primarily associated with that part of the rabbit anatomy most readily available to inspection when strung upside-down upon the end of a stick. Tatus is taint's more refined cousin, having been exorcised of its residual provincial overtones.

Rusty - "Dad, is it wrong to touch another man's tatus?"

Rusty Senior - "Not at all. Now cut away the gusset son - a tatal inspection is in order"

by Andrew Piglet July 16, 2008