techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

techtarded

Being incapable of managing modern technology.

Tech Support Lisa: No ma'am, that's not a cupholder, it's where you put CDs or DVDs... What's a DVD? Ummm, let me put you on hold a sec...
(to other Tech Support colleague)
OMG, this moron is so techtarded - I guarantee she has a landline - probably a rotary dial one...

by jeffstra July 31, 2011

techtarded

A person, or an act of a person who is incompitent with technology.
The first type knows what they are, and are deadly afraid of electronics as a result.
The second type are not aware of what they are, and as a result usually end up destroying things in an attempt to fix them.

The caller to the IT helpdesk is techtarded.

You asked someone to set up your DVD player clock, and now it's in a million pieces and they're nowhere to be seen - you *know* when you've been techtarded.

by Mr Savlon September 24, 2009

Testarded

The condition where a person habitually is unable to participate in routine acts of daily living due to an overabundance of testosterone.

"My husband bought me a frying pan for Christmas so that I could make him omelets for breakfast. He is so testarded!"

by missymissmiss December 5, 2009

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015

Techtarded

Someone who lacks technical phone computer, or Internet knowledge.

I tried to upload a file but I was too techtarded to figure out how.

by Ltlovely February 3, 2026