turticle

The probably most fitting term for the spontaneous action of raping the next passer-by of the opposite sex after seeing a tortoise suck at a popsicle.

Big Mike: "Is Laura better already?"
Some Mexican: "No, dude, after all she's been starkly turticled"
Random guy: "Hope you filmed it!

by turtlenator May 4, 2010

Tasticles

to be very tactical in a very manly way

I play Halo 3 at 4 in the morning with massive tasticles

by FallenJesus December 17, 2008

terticle

Coined in the Murdaugh Murders Case Discussion Facebook page. The feeling you experience when you think a family annihilator committed murder so he could continue a relationship with you. Feeling neither terrible or critical of someone’s motive, just terticle.

I feel Terticle if he committed this crime due to his relationship with me.

by YeahAnd March 22, 2023

tartiflette

Tartiflette is a dish, made with potatoes, cheese and bacon.

"Do you want some tartiflette ?"

by baguetteouioui August 1, 2024

tartiflette

Tartiflette is a dish with potatoes,cheese and bacon. It is from Switzerland.

"Do you want to eat tartiflette ?"

by baguetteouioui August 1, 2024

domatomic tardicle

Someone who others would consider a "Retard" or "Autistic". Not to be used in a medical sense. Given by amongusbadussy on discord.

Person 1: Oi, I'm bri'ish, I enjoy tea 'n' crumpets, innit?
Person 2: Ya fucken Domatomic Tardicle.

by MrPP#9727 November 24, 2023

Inadvertent Tacticle Barf

A tacticle barf that you don't initiate on purpose but actually comes at exactly the right time, such that you can continue drinking afterwards.

Rick is in the restroom. He wanted to take a dump but it turned into an inadvertent tacticle barf.

by tomsal June 15, 2024