vegan carpetbagger

a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy

a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!

b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.

by Zomommey November 1, 2011

carpetbagger

A lesbian who is sexually promiscuous.

Yo that carpetbagger stole my bitch!

by jmasters August 25, 2009

Covid Carpetbagger

Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.

That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.

by The Jamez October 29, 2020

carpetbagger

One who journeys deep into teabagger-controlled territory to provide basic education in history (focusing on the lost decade, 2000-2010, which most teabaggers slept through, the bipartisan history of presidential advisers--aka czars, and the evolution and definitions of basic political terms), economics and government finance 101, geography, and critical thinking skills.

Dude, what are you gonna do when you graduate?

I dunno man, I thought about being a carpetbagger.

What's a carpetmuncher?
No, carpetbagging! You know, joining Americorps and teaching uneducated people in FEMA re-education camps.
Oh great! How noble of you!

by carpetbagger vance February 6, 2010

Social Carpetbagger

A person who couldn't keep their day job, and is now 'selling' Social Media. With a mere 3 month history of Twitter usage, and Facebook presence, these "Social Media Experts" sell their services to anyone who can't run away fast enough. Don't worry, as soon as they find another job, you'll never hear from them again.

Don't listen to that guy, he's a real Social Carpetbagger.

by NotYourMommasKitty April 27, 2009

carpetbaggers

Ppl who didnt have money for suitcase and used carpet to pack around their stuff and hanged in a stick.

when tom hangs his stuff on the stick when leaving home its called carpetbaggers

by ShazzFati January 10, 2012

carpetbagger

one who moves from the north to south or from the south to the north that moves in a carpet-bag

Wow you carpetbagger go back to the north

by corey gustavson February 17, 2008