Moo-tard [tardsauce]

A saying that is crossed between a cow and a tard. A really not good comeback.

moo-tard tardsauce
person 1: you're a shit-face!
person 2: Yeah, well you're a moo-tard!

by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

Tardsmack

One who is dumb, stupid - an utter dumbass.

Retard + Smack = Tardsmack.

John, I swear you can be such a tardsmack sometimes.

by Tiffany A December 29, 2007

tardface

a bad name for someone who is considered a tard.

"Don't steal my gatorade you tardface!"

by stork the dorkk July 3, 2006

tardsmacker

Pronounced-Ta-ard-smack-er

1.A person who hits retards

2.A person who is highly stupid

3.A word used just to insult for retards

John:I got cookies for lunch

Friend:John your such a tardsmacker

by ricepicker October 20, 2008

Tapspace

The gap between a female's legs that must continue from the ground all the way up to their crotch. If their thighs touch together, they ultimately lack this nonpareil phenomenon.

1) I'm not eating while sedentary again until I have back ribs and tapspace.

2) That's Mary-Kate because her tapspace is so much more defined than Ashley.

by sillyhollis October 8, 2011

Tårtspade

A swedish Word. Its a fantastic invention. It's a knife and a spoon thingy shovel. It's fucking amazing.

Take the "tårtspade" and put a cake in front of you. Cut a pice of cake with the edge of the "tårtspade" and the put it under the cake and pull it of on your plate.

by Mokso1 November 25, 2016