Tard-Farmer

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011

tardfarm

a retarded person who makes more dumb ass kids who can't read till there 18

me: wow he retarded

my BOI: he has kids
me: oh hes a tardfarm

by bigboimikey August 2, 2018

Tard Farmer

A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.

Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.

by Ptown kid April 7, 2008

tardfarm

a place where you send a person who is a tard

I'll send you to the tardfarm

by Sarah May 13, 2005