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tapioca

A stage 5 clinger. The type of person that doesn't leave you alone in a psycho kind of way.

Synonym: tapped, obsessed, crazy
That chick is tapioca; she texts me 24/7.

Damn she showed up to my work, talk about tapioca.
by plibbs September 16, 2014
mugGet the tapiocamug.

tapioca

I went to my grandpas house and there was tapioca in the shower!
by I like funbags March 11, 2008
mugGet the tapiocamug.

Arsepipe Tapioca

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!
I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’
by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019
mugGet the Arsepipe Tapiocamug.

happy tapioca

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")
from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!
by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010
mugGet the happy tapiocamug.

tapioca in the dark

A dope ass game where a group of homeless bitches fuck the shit out of a garden gnome for 3 literal hours. *also referred to as "T.I.T.D" (pronounced "titty")
-"How was that tapioca in the dark last night? "
-"Omg in - fucking - credible. The 6 of us were with only one gnome so we had to share"
-"oh what a bad T.I.T.D"
by titty slapper May 20, 2014
mugGet the tapioca in the darkmug.

Happy Tapioca

Fred getting drowned in pudding and getting butt fucked
Hey guys, Fred's getting Happy Tapioca
by Johnny not johnny March 20, 2022
mugGet the Happy Tapiocamug.

Happy Tapioca

To be forcefully sodomized without lube then waterboarded in the a pool of tapioca pudding.
“Tom isn’t doing well his team mates gave him a Happy Tapioca and now he’s traumatized and can look at dairy anymore.”
by EducationIsMyPurpose October 12, 2022
mugGet the Happy Tapiocamug.

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