tapered pants

Pants that were popular in the 80's and resembled the kungfu pants worn by Bruce Lee in ENTER THE DRAGON (Warner Bros:1973).

BRUCE LEE wore tapered pants a decade before anyone else.

by BRAD O'LEE January 29, 2009

tapered shit

A shit that after shitting does not require wiping.

A:Bro I just had a tapered shit this morning.
B:those are the best kind of mornings!!

by Mr.Weekend February 16, 2017

tapered jeans

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.

Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.

by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008

tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster

Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night

by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022

Tareted Retard

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.

That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?

by Gamez_A_Gamin February 7, 2024