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tandump

The act of one person taking a dump normally on a toilet while another person sits on their lap facing them and takes a dump through the space between the first persons legs.

A tandump can be performed either consensually or by ambush. In an ambush tandump, the assailant initiates a tandump by climbing over a stall wall and dropping down onto the unsuspecting pooper.
Ari: Hey Jacob, wanna take a tandump with me??
Jacob: Yeah of course! I call dibs on bottom!

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Joe: Mike, why did you and Elaina break up?!?
Mike B: Her ex, Josh, told me that she really enjoyed tandumps, so I decided to surprise her with an ambush tandump! She threw up on me and threatened to call the police...
by AmericanSwagSociety December 9, 2010
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slender tantrum

Extreme irritability caused by crash dieting and hypoglycemia.
Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
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Tantrump

When somebody whom is spoiled and used to having their way throws a tantrum much like Donald Trump.
Did you see Donald Trump throwing a Tantrump after he lost Wisconsin in the primaries to "Lyin' Ted Cruz".
by ABBryan June 14, 2016
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Bacon Tatum

literally jayson tatum but he drops 50 points nightly since his sub has bacon which makes him goated as fuck
Draymond Green: my sub has more rings than your sub
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Bacon Tatum: my sub has bacon
by Tommy Crancy June 2, 2021
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Tatum

The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.
Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.
by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019
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Tatum

A girl who is the most beautiful girl inside and out. She is selfless, athletic, health concious and secretly a princess. She is just so amazing it rubs off those who she is around. Did I mention she has the cutest laugh/smile? Because she does.
Any person would be lucky to meet a Tatum.
by Hottstuff23 August 25, 2015
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Tatum

Tatum is the most caring and loyal person you will ever meet. She is shy when you first meet her but you will soon learn that she is a savage. She will stick by your side through thick and thin. She knows how to make you smile when you cry or when you are just plain upset. She always has time for you when you need to vent to her or even just to talk. She can attract a lot of people just by smiling and being herself. She is amazingly nice, but just don't get onto her bad side! (I have had experience) ;)(;
"How are you smiling after Jack broke up with you??"
"Tatum."
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