tank dog

a layer of fat that is below the waistline and covers the genitals of females... this "tank dog" is only found on very large and obese women

holy shit dude did you see the tank dog on that bitch

by ballams January 28, 2008

tank diesel

an adjective used to describe something thats amazing in bulk or as powerful as something that runs of diesel. or just used to describe something amazing.

used commonly in northern ohio

dude call of duty modern warfare II just came out!!!!
i know its funking tank diesel!!!!!!!

by zygorff November 10, 2009

Drunk Tank Drunk

When you're so drunk that if seen in public, you'd be admitted to a Drunk Tank by the police.

Hey dude, we are sooo getting drunk tank drunk this weekend!

by cot266 September 13, 2014

Tank Dick

1. Someone or something capable of taking/dishing out extreme amounts of damage before finally being taken down.
2. Someone or something exceptionally cool, esp. if in a manly way.

1. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.
2. Tony Montana was a TOTAL tank dick at the end of Scarface.

by wafflesmfkrz April 24, 2011

Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.

I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!

by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

tank driver

When your riding tank driver your the Ga-gootz that has to sit in the middle back seat with two other ga-gootz's on either side of you.

Aw shit... i wanted to ride shotgun. but now i gotta ride tank driver.

by Mr fuzzy butt March 10, 2005