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Tamponulous Forti

Line breaks: Tamp|on|u|lous For|ti

Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/

Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun

When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.

MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.

Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.
EXAMPLE SENTENCES

Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw
by G4ndhi March 10, 2016
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Minion tampons

A minion tampon. Popular for Kylee Henke's Zoobe video.
"Is this a joke? Minion tampons? Fucking minion tampons?! Because yeah, you're having your period. You're bleeding against your will. So why don't you shove a fucking minion up your vagina? I mean, what's next? Minion dildos? Why would anyone want to shove a minion into their vagina?! I swear to god this better be a fucking joke."
by l0verB0y? July 24, 2022
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tampontastic

great for all occasions
Wow!! This is tampontastic!!
by poopycakes May 8, 2003
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smoking tampons

A fucking amazing thing to do that will both get you high and make you incredibly fucking badass. Awesome dudes like to smoke tampons because of the high amounts of THC, nicotine and 4-methylmethcathinone.

Smoking tampons is highly illegal, super extreme and not for lame-os. If you don't smoke tampons, you smoke dicks.
Lame-o: Whoa, look at that guy smoking tampons, what a cool dude.

Dudebro: WHOA, THAT RAD MAN IS SMOKING TAMPONS THROUGH HIS NOSE!

Faggot: I do not smoke tampons, therefore I am a faggot.
by WP88 April 2, 2010
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Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.
It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.
by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019
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tampoons

Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006
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tamponomics

The under ground market of slightly used tampons
The study of tamponomics is a 200 level class at the Dakota university
by cheese wheel dick October 16, 2014
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