tampax

1. To fail at obtaining necessary goods and / or products while in a foreign country. 2. The feeling one has when one unsuccessfully tries to find goods and / or products in a foreign country.

Tampaxed in China!

by Dee Snider November 8, 2010

tampax

another word used to hide the meaning; a diaper big girls use when their hole gets leaky

in the commercial,the couple's boat was sinking and the man used the tampax to plug it up and save themselves.
oooor in the song...PUT ANTHRAX ON TAMPAX

by dude March 5, 2004

tampax raider

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons

Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

tampax child

adjective; describes an adolescent boy whom has a unnerving interest in womans sanitary products.

Often: wearing a tampon
collecting a tampon
sniffing a used tampon

"They used to call me the tampax child, i guess it explains my love for the japanese flag"

by satanicbean April 14, 2009

Tampax tiff

An argument between girlfriends that results from PMS-related irritability.

"Wow, did Rachel really mean to call Sheila a fatassed booty bitch?

Nah, man, they were just having a Tampax tiff. Time of the month."

by Ms. J. January 12, 2012

tampax pearl

best tampon ever to use

i going insert my tampax pearl

by xxHannah!!xxbitchxx May 10, 2010

Tampax Express

The exclusively female equivalent of a human centipede, where instead of being linked via genital penetration, but where the hand of the partner behind said female links to them by holding onto the tampon string of the female in front of them

Let your imagination run wild it’s a Tampax Express

by Siriusly?#harrypotterlover:) September 2, 2019