tantoon

Leptospermum polygalifolium – Tantoon – Yellow Tea-tree. A wide spread and popular garden shrub occurring naturally along a large area of Eastern Australia from southern NSW to far North Queensland. Tantoon is a variable shrub from 1 to 3 metres wide and 3 to 4 metres high. It’s a fast growing shrub ideal for screening. The light green leaves are small to around 8mm long and slightly aromatic. The white flowers grow to 2cm in diameter and often borne profusely in spring and summer. It’s suitable for most soils requiring water during dry periods and suited to a wide range of climates including tropical and cool zones. Polygalifolium often forms a rounded shrub with coppery coloured new growth and the flowers are suitable for floral displays.

Or just a nickname for Tony.

The herbal drink, Tantoon Tree Tea.

by Tantoon August 29, 2008

taintpopper

Extreme penetration resulting in a ruptured taint

Sally bought a massive dildo that's sure to be a taintpopper!

by COCHISE THE FEARED October 8, 2009

taintcord

The taintcord is a thin line almost vien like skin that comes from the taint and parts a mans nut sack running all the way up the bottom of his cock.

I have a ingrown hair right on my taintcord.

by Josey Wells May 3, 2018

Tantoo

when you put a sticker or tape a design over your skin before you go tanning. the result is that your later left with a pale white tatoo from what the sun couldnt tan.

Pascal: dude, did you see that white skull on jacobs arm?
Fred: ya man, that was one pasty-ass tantoo.

by big willy style June 13, 2007

Taintosaurus Rex

Biggest Fag in any Fraternity house. Often the guy who can't hook up with his own right hand. One who often can't even tell when he's firing blanks until he looks down the "barrel" and loads one off into his own face. fucking disgrace. aka "Fuck Noodle"

girl 1 - " did you meet that one guy at the party?"
girl 2 - " the kid called taintosaurus rex?"
girl 1 - " yea thats him! what a tool, he tried to hook up with this girl when he was drunk and ended up jerking himself off thinking he was with the girl."
girl 2 - " a taintosaurus rex would do something like that! what a fuck noodle!!!!!"

by $kunkanC@88@g3 October 11, 2009

tainton

tainton is a gay queer who loves touching cocks. He is also a tramp and has no friends apart from Philippe. He plays forfeit fifa with his little brother and watches him in the bath. He also has a massive crush on jess.

tainton is a queer

by sofia+tainton forever January 25, 2016

Taintous Veinous

noun: The vein running from the ballsac to the anus, crossing over the taint region.

Commonly used for administering I.V.s

"While suzy was sucking my balls, her tongue followed my 'Taintous Veinous' to locate my asshole for a tossing of the salad."

by Hot Meat Injection December 25, 2007