The Taine Smith is when you grab a sheep by the torso and vigorously fuck the animal until your dick is burned from carpet burn. Tools such as Velcro gloves are used in the act.
Whoa Did u see that kiwi doing "the taine Smith" dammm that looks really good.
1. The middle of somewhere
2. Between Uranus and a weedy lot
3. A beer made by the Kennebunkport Brewing Company
4. That place between the candy factory and the sewer plant