Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Tijuana Steamer Bean

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Tijuana dirt box

When a man of hispanic, most frequently Mexican, descent defecates onto a womans vagina.

Hector was so mad at Gina for cheating on him he Tijuana dirt boxed her

by courtesyofGD March 8, 2009

Tijuana Burner

The burning feeling a guy gets on his dick from having anal sex with a mexican woman that ate some spicey food

She must have ate a dozen jalapeños because I got the worst Tijuana Burner after doing anal.

by DocReveal May 16, 2011

Tiajuana Two-Step

a.k.a. The Whiskey Shits. What occurs when you eat a large quantity fast food combined with a period of consuming alcohol. Known as a "two-step" because when you think you've finished shitting your brains out you wont get two steps away from the toilet before having to back up for another round.

I shouldn't have had that steak and gravy, it's giving me a case of the Tiajuana Two-Step.

I would stay out of that bathroom for a while, somebody put the Tiajuana Two-Step on it.

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

tijuana car wash

Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.

Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.

by italianpride888 May 18, 2006

Tijuana Drift

After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.

Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.

I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!

by Saxon McCormick April 16, 2008