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Tae Kwon Do

The true bastard style, tae kwon do is a mixture of several different styles including karate, the style most tae kwon do schools teach to be inferior. In truth, tae kwon do is nearly impossible to use effectively because of the long kicks that open up the groin and other vital areas and the lack of punching to the head. I know i seem to be preaching, but i saw a 3rd degree black belt in tae kwon do get trounced by a brown belt in karate, so yeah.
Tae kwon do is lame and ineffective
by stoolybird October 26, 2006
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Karate's best friend, they never leave eachothers sight. Did I mention they're the same?
Harry: I got my green belt in Tae Kwon Do!
Marge: You will never use it
by SusanRemedy August 17, 2019
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Founder of Tae Kwon Do, Chae Hong Hee learned Karate in Kyoto and later created Tae Kwon Do.
Tae Kwon Do uniform is copy of Karate uniform.
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by Nobita July 16, 2008
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tae kwon do

to kick shit a.k.a leonora (leo)
correct spelling: tapqz (silent pqz)
merry:what's that thing you do, david?!
ellie:like, tai chi, tai-o?!i just don;t remember...
david:tae kwon do
merry and ellie:tae kwon do, tae kwon do (whilst violently kicking leo in the shins)
by ellie wade June 28, 2008
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A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars
Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.
by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018
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tae-kwon-do

martial art involving mostly kicking. It utilizes the 2nd of the four main ranges of fighting, which are:
1) Too far to contact opponent
2) In kicking range, some punching
3) Elbow/knee range
4) Groundfighting
As with all martial arts, it has its advantages and disadvantages.
Someone who has their knee kicked in so they cant walk, they probably wont get close enough to punch you
People who think tae-kwon-do is completely useless are shortsighted and know nothing of martial arts.
by TKD Guy April 3, 2006
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A martial art which focuses on utilizing kicks for long rang attacks. Also has a variety of punches, elbow strikes, and knee strikes.
The Tae-kwon-do tourney is next week. I'm taking tae-kwon-do to strengthen my legs and focus my mind
by TKD student April 9, 2006
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