Nigger Tactic

Tactics in which one will use deceitful and counter productive methods(such as blame or fault)to escape from situations where responsibility is required.

To fully qualify as being this type of tactic, the perpetrator is required to have at least 1% of African American decent.

Tyrone is in charge of taking out the trash every night before close. But I got yelled at by the boss the next day when the trash was everywhere. Turns out my man Tyrone blamed me, telling him I said I would take it out for him. Thats a class 'A' nigger tactic right there.

by seniqua April 8, 2008

swivel tactic

A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.

In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.

by EsqSurf August 7, 2011

Kamikaze Tactic

To insult one-other while insulting yourself to the same extent.

Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.

by EmersonH September 20, 2009

Legitimate Pro Tactic

1) A phrase meant to convey that a certain strategy in any form or situation is that used by the actual professionals of that activity. (Best used sarcastically)

2) A way to describe an attempt that was overcomplicated with strategy.

guy 1: "I didn't study for this test, I'm just gonna put 'B' for every answer"

guy 2: "That is a Legitimate Pro Tactic, couldn't possibly fail"

by Darkmonkey88 July 20, 2010

AOL tactic

To get your point across using childish, misleading and insufferable methods. Trying to convince someone (who by using such tactics one can imagine to be extremely gullible) using an idiotic and obviously deceptive approach. Although mentioned in name, the usage of this term is not limited to AOL alone.

Almost all corporations use AOL tactics to sell their product or service. All are insults to your intelligence.

- Lavalife Flash-based Advertisement:

Number of singles like you on Lavalife... (And the numbers rise from 0 and on in increasing speeds)... 17,384! Sign up NOW!

OR

How many seconds does it take the average person to find a hottie on Lavalife? (numbers displayed are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9)... 9! (Of course they fail to mention the fact that it'll take someone days, if not weeks, to drag a hottie out of their home to come and meet a complete stranger)

- Microsoft's Free XBOX Advertisement:

Congratulations! You've just won a FREE XBOX. Click here to claim your prize! (With "certain conditions apply" like completing an offer and having 10 of your friends do the same, written in small characters)

- AOL's "keywords" displayed in movie trailers at the theater. (Ex: A Lord of the Rings trailer is shown, and the keyword search tip is "Lord of the Rings")

And of course who could forget the random "You're our 99872384234th visitor, you've won eleventy billion dollars!"

All are AOL tactics.

by Comrade Karl August 8, 2006

anti-poon tactic

Any action that hinders or delays the receiving of poon.

Being amish is considered to be one of the highest
anti-poon tactics known to man.

Speaking, looking, or acting like Richard Simmons is an anti-poon tactic.

Having a tatoo of your ex girlfriend's name anywhere on your body is an anti-poon tactic.

by Hott4u6908 September 11, 2007

Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.

a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"

by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009