Table Top Hot

A girl who is hot from the table top up...
Pretty face/nice boobs above the table....large waste/legs below the table
You can’t tell she is fat/huge until she gets up from the table

That Chic last night was table top hot...I didn’t realize it until she got up togo to the bath room...

by Stephanie Grimes July 13, 2019

BOSTON TABLE TOP

THE ACT OF CLIMBING ON TOP OF A GLASS TOP TABLE AND CRAPING ON THE GLASS, AND SMEARING IT WITH YOUR CHEEKS IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION

MAN I NEED TO SPICE UP MY SEX LIFE, I HAVE AN IDEA HOW ABOUT A BOSTON TABLE TOP. BE CAREFUL NOT TO SLIP.

by BEAVER LIQUORS December 15, 2009

Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.

Brooke has such an uneven table top.

by Payners November 6, 2016

Tennessee Table Top

The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing

Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.

by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

table topper

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.

by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009