two

The number of Hot Pockets in a box of Hot Pockets.

Hey kelly, let's get some Hot Pockets. We could get a box of two to split so we'd each get one!

by Hmoneyyy April 28, 2006

two

The number after one.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Two

Refers to a girl who you have on the side.

You have a wife or steady girlfriend - she is your (#) One.

The girl on the side or the one you stash away - she is your (#) Two.

Commonly used by musicians to describe the girls "on the road."

In some cases, even if you have no "number one," a random hookup or a girl who will never be considered for the "one" spot, can also be considered a "two."

Also referred to as "doing the two."

"My wife/girlfriend isn't around, time to find me a two."

"You gonna do the two tonight?"

"Where my two's at?"

by Metal Maven September 7, 2013

two

the numbers of fingers highly favored for fingering.

He fingered her with two fingers.

by meg December 13, 2003

two

Testicle Count.

One.... Two...... What the hell is taht!

by Mike Butler August 31, 2003

two

the number of genders there are

Guy one: how many genders are there?
Guy two: two.

by Liban March 17, 2021

two

double good bye (in addition to 'one')

cya cya, bye bye, peace peace, one two out
alright man, cya later, one... ok later, two...

by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003