twerkin'

to do your shit like a mutha fuckin professional

Today at my J-O-B I was twerkin' it like a pro...all day, ery day.

by Lenny February 2, 2004

twerkin'

V. A method for getting attencion or showin off in your car by smoothly swerving left and right in traffic
( as a way to gain notice of your wheels or fresh paint) (southern florida slang)

Damn, yall hear Gino got roped last night for twerkin' in his cadillac? Oh! fo real? yah he had half a pound on him... what a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!

by D.A. MAYOR gino September 13, 2005

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

twerkin it out

When a female sexually pleasures herself

Lucy: "Hey thanks for that picture - it'll really help me when I'm twerkin it out tonight..."

by ablondeindiskize1 July 19, 2009

Twerkin my Mervin

To Twerk or Fondle one's mervin. To twerk your Mervin: step 1) place mervin between thumb and middle knuckle of index finger. step2) twerrk your mervin

I sent that bitch home and started twerkin my mervin, t-t-t-t-twerkin my mervin

by 4s-ginn August 21, 2011

twerkin her merkin

hairy female masturbation.

shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.

by gc2467 March 12, 2020

Workin and twerkin

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).

Mom: Joey are you… workin and twerkin???
Joey: No mom it’s was a virus!!

by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021