Twad

(twod) n. Anyone who carry on a reasonable conversation or who rambles on and on with meaningless twaddle (twittle-twattle).

"Did you hear those two twads over there talking about the View." Or, "Sasha's boyfriend has such dreamy blue eyes, but as soon as he opens his mouth they fade to gray -- he's such a twad!"

by Rounder December 9, 2008

Twad

A replacement for "mofo"

"That TWAD jacked up my windshield!"

by ThePieOfNINJAS April 11, 2017

twad

A dad who has been bitten by the twilight bug and become a twi-hard. In most cases the bug is carried by the twads tween daughter and often by his wife as well. In most reprted cases the twilight bug is not transmitted between men of hetero sexual orientation so the spread is slow, as opposed to the wildfire type spread that is known to effect female twi-hards.

"I can't believe that you took me to see New Moon on opening night, your a great Twad!"

by buzzsaw b February 26, 2010

dick twad

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017

fuck twad

the twad of a fuck.
also known as a slutbag.

Quit spooning me you fuck twad.

by Hunter Greene September 18, 2008

Twad knot

Someone who gets their panties all tied in a knot over something small and trivial.

Hey Jamie don't get yourself all tied up in a Twad knot.

by KatD67 June 28, 2010

derp twad

A derpy vagina that during intercourse will have a muscle spas and suffocate the male genitalia it is usually very painful for both party's and can also result in a early mensturl cycle

Dude, yesterday I was banging Cindy and she had a derp twad and my dick hurt so bad and she bled on me!

by Footballnick77 June 25, 2014