twad

A dad who has been bitten by the twilight bug and become a twi-hard. In most cases the bug is carried by the twads tween daughter and often by his wife as well. In most reprted cases the twilight bug is not transmitted between men of hetero sexual orientation so the spread is slow, as opposed to the wildfire type spread that is known to effect female twi-hards.

"I can't believe that you took me to see New Moon on opening night, your a great Twad!"

by buzzsaw b February 23, 2010

Twad

Noun: A person (usually male) who is:
Pale
Squishy-looking
Chinless
Usually wears spectacles

Can also refer to a person who acts like the description above.

Adjective: Twadly

That guy looks like the mayor of Twadington he's such a twad.

That Finley is quite a twadly fellow.

by Cheese Williamson May 31, 2007

Twad

A group, or wad, of twats.

Me: "Look at that wad of twats."
You:"What a twad!"

by Twad August 21, 2014

Twad

Twad - the cum wad that falls out of your girls twat.

Dude don't sit on the couch my girl left some twad there.

by K-train August 01, 2014

TWADS

Teenage Women Acting Dangerously Sometimes

OR

Twenty-something Women Acting Dangerously Sometimes

"Do you see them babes over there? "
"Yeah that's a group of TWADS"

by purplegirl32 December 04, 2020

Twad

(twod) n. Anyone who carry on a reasonable conversation or who rambles on and on with meaningless twaddle (twittle-twattle).

"Did you hear those two twads over there talking about the View." Or, "Sasha's boyfriend has such dreamy blue eyes, but as soon as he opens his mouth they fade to gray -- he's such a twad!"

by Rounder November 17, 2008

TWAD

Tall white assless dude

My boyfriend is such a TWAD.

by Ralphy Shingles March 26, 2007