TSA

To aggressively molest or fondle.

The result of security at American airports becoming so extreme that you now have to either be seen naked or be felt up head-to-toe by a stranger if you want to get on a plane.

We had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I TSAed her all night.

by Ghostface Cracker November 14, 2010

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To be grouped/raped both physically and mentally by a person in public, especially by a TSA member

guy 1: so I was the bouncer last night at that club
guy 2: oy yah how was it?
Guy 1: it was ok but their was this 1 girl that REALLY wanting in on the party...
guy 2: so...
guy 1: I TSAed her just to make sure she was properly searched

*wink wink :)

by ptonyanxfan January 11, 2011

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I went to the airport and was gate raped by the TSA.

by Bruce_Campbell November 22, 2010

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TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.

Poor Dave, he made a joke in the airport about terrorists and the TSA goons cavity searched him.

by Hcsi January 21, 2010

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Sally: Hey how'd your date with that airport security guy go?
Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.

by joeTaco November 24, 2010

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