Trumpets 

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet

(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.

Trumpets by EasyEnough September 29, 2022

Trumpets of Jericho 

A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.

I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love

Trumpets of Jericho by NCDeadpool79 April 14, 2025

Jericho Trumpets

Jercho Trumpet was a name given to the sirens on the bottom of Junkers Ju 87 Stukas.
They were boxes with a small propeller mounted near the landing gear. The idea was to demoralise allied troops and inflict psychological trauma.

Allied Troop: Jesus Christ, you hear those Jericho Trumpets?Allied Troop #2: Yeah, it's a death sentence when you hear that.

Jericho Trumpets by L4SR September 15, 2016

Meat Trumpets 

A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.

It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!

Meat Trumpets by step-hoe July 31, 2009

Bring on the Trumpets 

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.

1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

Bring on the Trumpets by -Roachy- February 4, 2009

Monkey Trumpets 

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

Monkey Trumpets by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

monkey trumpets 

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

monkey trumpets by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008