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True Blood

HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010
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A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.
Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"

Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"

Person 1. " What's that"

Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."

Person 1. "Im going to watch it."
by bombkitten, like duh January 5, 2009
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man i was munching on my girls cooter when she true blooded me it tasted like rusty pennies.
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truehood

the opposite of falsehood. the act of being right
falsehood” “no truehood”
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A TV show which shows that interracial sex and intercourses are possible between species (Human/Werewolves, Humans/Vampire, Vampire/Vampire, Vampire/Werewolves, sometimes Human/Human, Human/Shifter, Fairy/Human, Fairy/Vampire, still waiting for Fairy/Shifter, Shifter/Vampire, and Shifter/Werewolf), even if reproduction is not (yet) effective.

It also shows the problem of integration of other kind of people and put in strong question the notion of racism.

The serial which put Darwin in a great philosophical fucking question, and which shows that Shroedinger was right.
True Blood, Serial 2, ep. 11, in the Sookie's house kitchen : "It's not a problem for you to feel his dead Willy inside of you ?"
True Blood, Serial 3, last ep. : well, nope, she is not properly human.
by Sethdetable June 28, 2011
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1. HBO series written by Alan ball - based on the sookie stack house / southern vampire series by Charlaine Harris.

(airs sundays at 9m)

2. Synthetic bottled blood manufactured by Japan which allowed vampires to "come out of the coffin" and mainstream into society by enabling them to exist / feed without being a threat to humans. "True Blood" is the most popular brand. (premise for books and show)
1. "True Blood is the best series on television."

2." The vampire sat down at the bar and ordered a bottle of O+ true blood."
by fangtasia June 17, 2010
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True blood exists in another world checknyour Facebook pics
by Richard bakes February 23, 2022
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