The lying king told the trumplodytes that he would never leave them ,But abandoned them to go golfing
by soulwreaver November 7, 2020
Get the trumplodyte mug.Xander: Hey Johnny! Whatcha watching over there? Who's the guy who look like he got his DNA crossed with a sun-dried orange?
Johnny: Oh ya know. It's mah boi Trump. He's been laying the smack down on dictators like Maduro! Operation Midnight Hammer was epic!
Xander: Oh the infamous orange man? How could I forget. You do realize he also did so on his own "authority" and regularly used ehatever rhetoric will please his followers. He doesn't care if even he believes what he says. He just plays bullcrap roulette until he fond the right magic words that resonate with his support--
Johnny: Ah, that's what the media wants you to think! Honestly, just watch Newsmax dude. Everybody knows Trump occasionally says some silly things but he just postures.
Xander: Right! Like he did with Venezuela and ICE, and--
Johnny: Dude if you're gonna bring that negative energy, just eh. You're probably some blooming liberal.
Xander: Yeah. Didn't take you for one, but you sound like a regular old, fake-sun-tan lovin' Trumplodyte.
Johnny: Oh ya know. It's mah boi Trump. He's been laying the smack down on dictators like Maduro! Operation Midnight Hammer was epic!
Xander: Oh the infamous orange man? How could I forget. You do realize he also did so on his own "authority" and regularly used ehatever rhetoric will please his followers. He doesn't care if even he believes what he says. He just plays bullcrap roulette until he fond the right magic words that resonate with his support--
Johnny: Ah, that's what the media wants you to think! Honestly, just watch Newsmax dude. Everybody knows Trump occasionally says some silly things but he just postures.
Xander: Right! Like he did with Venezuela and ICE, and--
Johnny: Dude if you're gonna bring that negative energy, just eh. You're probably some blooming liberal.
Xander: Yeah. Didn't take you for one, but you sound like a regular old, fake-sun-tan lovin' Trumplodyte.
by Av3nger3 January 20, 2026
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